Travelling with John Durst

While in Paris

While I was in Paris I kept asking for Capt. John Durst doughnuts in the cafe's. All I got was strange looks. I can't believe they don't serve "the durst" in a snooty place like Paris.

Clark Griswold

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Travel Tips for Europe

Some travel tips:
-- They will run you down even if you are on the sidewalk
-- Find an American Express office to cash travellers checks, it will save you $5 to $10 per hundred.
-- Don't count on unreserved seats on a train, or even count on the train if in England.
-- Don't feed the pigeons (especially in Traflagar Square) unless you REALLY like pigeons.
-- When booking a ferry crossing, check and see if the ferry company can get you cheap train connections.

AL


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